"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
"My advice is, never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time."
"Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch."
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
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